If the Eastern conference isn't your thing, why not try the Western Conference? No big intros here, lets just get right to it, my predicted table plus three big questions to answer at the end of it all. Here we go...
9. Chivas USA--Do I REALLY have to explain this one? Oh, right, I'm supposed to go gaga over Chelis. Not buying it, sorry, especially since he basically said he only expects to spend one year at the club. What's the point? The Goats dumped most of their players who weren't of Hispanic origin, though gee, I see they didn't dare part ways with Dan Kennedy. This team is a joke to me, sorry. They need to get out of LA and down into San Diego where there's not a two time defending MLS Cup champ in town. The other thing is, if another MLS club tried to build a foundation on a specific ethnic identity, no way it would fly, and it shouldn't fly here either.
8. Vancouver Whitecaps--Yawn. Last year they nearly fell out of the playoffs after making some deals that really could have propelled them into the upper echelon of the Western Conference. The Kenny Miller thing didn't work out, or at least hasn't yet, and I don't see Paulo Jr doing anything up there that he didn't at RSL. Darren Mattocks could eventually be a golden boot type player, but to me he needs to do some more growing up before he can lead this time past the teams in front of them.
7. Portland Timbers--Let's dispense with this question now. Is this the year Portland finally capitalizes on their "atmosphere" and pushes into the playoffs? Nope. They made some nice pickups, sure, but why anyone would put Caleb Porter in charge of pro club after the U-23 debacle is beyond me. Sorry, Frederic Piquionne doesn't impress me anymore than Kris Boyd did before last season started. Will the league continue to shove Portland down our collective throats? Yes. Will they make the playoffs? No.
6. FC Dallas--To me, this team goes as far as David Ferreira takes them. That could be an awfully long way. If the New York version of Kenny Cooper shows up, that should help a lot. If the Portland version shows up, well then he'll just play well against RSL. The defense will be decent but I think dumping Kevin Hartman was a mistake. That guy kept Dallas in a lot of games over the last couple of years. We'll make sure to keep an eye on Blas Perez's diving scores as well.
5. Colorado Rapids--The Rapids are going to be better this year. I'll also tag them to get back to the playoffs. Last year Oscar Pareja had a system, but not the players for it. This year, he'll have both. It might take some time to gel, but I think they'll make it. If they can play solid, stylish, football at 5280, they'll wear some teams out and there could be some woodshed type beatings.
4. Real Salt Lake--This is probably where I get flamed. First off, yes, RSL lost some key parts, but I thought the front office did a great job holding things together. There's no reason to think that they won't still be a playoff team, especially when you look at the clubs behind them. However, I'm not sure the preseason was overly comforting. The loss to a largely reserve Seattle squad in the DDC final mirrored every big loss RSL has had the couple of years, going back to the Champion's League Final vs Monterrey. If the team can put the ball in the net on a regular basis, they could top the conference. However, without seeing it, this is as high as I can put them at the moment. Injuries will be key as well, though there won't be as many matches to contend with this year.
3. San Jose Earthquakes--I'll address these guys a bit more in the questions segment, but I don't think it's going to be as golden a year for the "Goonies" this time around. That classic flick has already been ruined for me though. It's gonna be Wondo, Wondo, Wondo. Keep in mind that the Quakes WILL have CCL matches to contend with this year as well. We'll see how Wondo fairs in that tourney as the Quakes get a taste of their own flopping, knee-you-in-the-stomach, stop the game at every chance style.
2. L.A. Galaxy--To the relief of their fans, Landon "Holiday in Cambodia" Donovan will be returning, but not just yet. Also, of course, Beckham is gone, as MLS was so keen to point out at the end of last season. *Gag* However Robbie Keane stayed home this offseason, not going out on loan. This should help him shoulder the load until Donovan returns and is up to form. Also, if you think the Galaxy aren't going to sign another big name DP, you're probably nuts. It might not be Lampard, but it will be significant.
1. Seattle Sounders--My Seattle friends will love this, but as I try to take an unbiased look, I really think this could be their year. Michael Gspurning is in my mind the best 'keeper in MLS, which is an even bigger compliment because he doesn't have the best defense in MLS in front of him. Yes, Montero is gone, but they have some guy who likes to go by the name of Eddie Johnson who should continue his beast mode form. Did we mention Rosales and Alonso yet? Tiffert has been pretty much as advertised and Shalrie Joseph is a really nice pickup as well, at the expense of whatever Chivas USA is trying to do.
Three Big Questions--Western Conference
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Will the Quakes continue the magic form from last season?
My Answer--NO. First off, the Galaxy managed to dispense with the Quakes quite easily in the playoffs, and they did drop a few points down the stretch, though not often losing. Plus you can't think that the Quakes are going to get ALL the calls and the breaks going their way like they did last year. Losing Simon Dawkins will be significant as well. Also, the Quakes will have more matches to contend with, just like RSL and Seattle did down the stretch last year, and as I mentioned earlier, they're bound to run into their own "frustrating" play style in CCL. They'll still be a playoff team though.
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Can Real Salt Lake avoid a big slide after offseason cap trouble?
My Answer--YES. Now, lets remember that "can they" and "will they" are two very different questions. The new look RSL squad has a TON of potential. If things work out as Jason and Garth want them to, they could top the league. However, as we saw displayed so many times last year, things don't always go as planned (think US Open Cup and CCL crash and burn). They have the players to contend for the Cup and the Shield, and even that wannabe FA Cup thing we try out every year. Bottom line though, the ball HAS TO GO IN THE BACK OF THE NET. Especially at home. We shall see.
3.
Can the Galaxy hold on until Donovan gets back and they sign another DP?
My Answer--YES. Sure they can, they're still a solid club, However, who cares? Look what happened last year. Would you bet against them as long as they scraped into the playoffs? I sure don't think I would.
So there you have it, my Western Conference thoughts. Many of my fellow RSL fans will disagree, and I hope they finish higher than I pegged them. Until then, just callin' em like I see em. Let the matches begin!